THIS HAS MADE MY LIFE OMG AHAHAAHAA
This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.
Im laughing so fucking hard omg
YOU’VE GOT A FRIIIEEEEND IN ME!
Looks like that vagina gave him a real…. ….. ….Woody.
I bet if you asked him how he got the doll in there, he’d share a pretty interesting… …..Toy Story.
The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen.
“P-please…” she said softly, her voice wavering. “I’m reaching my limit.”
Her master smiled. “You want me to plug you in, right?”
The iPhone’s battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now.
She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge.
“But don’t you think this is more fun?” They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device.
“And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest.”
“How did y-you know that?” she stammered.
“…. I’ve read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app.”
the fuck just happened
WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHAT