djchrisv23:

rd-survey-corps:

3D GIFS ( ・∀・)

random—crap
ragecomics4you:

What did the five fingers say to the face?http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

What did the five fingers say to the face?

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

(via onlylolgifs)

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

(via ruinedchildhood)

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

(via pleatedjeans)

(via dutchster)

awwww-cute:

Chill chihuahua puppy enjoys a neck massage

awwww-cute:

Chill chihuahua puppy enjoys a neck massage

(via ruinedchildhood)

Relationships last long because two people made a choice. The decision to keep it, to fight for it, and to work hard for it. — (via http://ift.tt/WxFwRy)

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

(via lime-in-dah-coconut)

This Shiba Inu “works” at a small shop in Japan, and greets customers by pulling open the window with a smile.

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

(via whoredinarygirl)